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? BREAKING NEWS – LOS SANTOS DATA BREACH SCANDAL ?
LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — A now-terminated officer with the Los Santos Police Department allegedly attempted to access an adult website, referred to internally as “Corn Hub,” while on duty Monday afternoon.
According to city officials, the officer’s account credentials were compromised during the incident, leading to a significant data breach affecting both private citizens and government personnel.
An official spokesperson for the Los Santos City Government confirmed the breach late Monday evening.
“It was big issue, but we have fix, so no more happen,” said Michael Patel, spokesperson for the Los Santos IT Department.
“We did not redeem, so we are safes.”
While city officials insist the situation is now contained, reactions from surrounding departments have been far less forgiving.
Sheriff Dusty Hargrove of the Blaine County Sheriff’s Office did not hold back:
“Here we go, again. The LSPD has let the public down — and this time, all because someone wanted to SHUCK SOME F@&#(*& CORN while at work?!?!?!”
Sources within BCSO say the breach may have exposed sensitive materials, including:
Citizen phone numbers
Social Security numbers
Legal documentation
Internal case records
BCSO IT Analyst Bo-Duke Henderson elaborated in a brief statement:
“Yep, them theres got the phone numbers, them um, social securities, and them um legal documents… ummmm hmmm.”
The Los Santos City Government has stated that a full audit of internal systems is underway, and additional cybersecurity measures are being implemented immediately.
An internal investigation into LSPD’s access controls and workstation monitoring policies is ongoing.
LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — A now-terminated officer with the Los Santos Police Department allegedly attempted to access an adult website, referred to internally as “Corn Hub,” while on duty Monday afternoon.
According to city officials, the officer’s account credentials were compromised during the incident, leading to a significant data breach affecting both private citizens and government personnel.
An official spokesperson for the Los Santos City Government confirmed the breach late Monday evening.
“It was big issue, but we have fix, so no more happen,” said Michael Patel, spokesperson for the Los Santos IT Department.
“We did not redeem, so we are safes.”
While city officials insist the situation is now contained, reactions from surrounding departments have been far less forgiving.
Sheriff Dusty Hargrove of the Blaine County Sheriff’s Office did not hold back:
“Here we go, again. The LSPD has let the public down — and this time, all because someone wanted to SHUCK SOME F@&#(*& CORN while at work?!?!?!”
Sources within BCSO say the breach may have exposed sensitive materials, including:
Citizen phone numbers
Social Security numbers
Legal documentation
Internal case records
BCSO IT Analyst Bo-Duke Henderson elaborated in a brief statement:
“Yep, them theres got the phone numbers, them um, social securities, and them um legal documents… ummmm hmmm.”
The Los Santos City Government has stated that a full audit of internal systems is underway, and additional cybersecurity measures are being implemented immediately.
An internal investigation into LSPD’s access controls and workstation monitoring policies is ongoing.
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