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“I’ve Handled It”: Stacy Harris Claims Control of San Andreas Housing Market
Los Santos, San Andreas — Weazel News has received a letter today from Stacy Harris, daughter of former President Timothy G. Harris, confirming what many in the real estate and political worlds had begun to suspect: a single private buyer is in the process of acquiring nearly all residential properties currently listed for sale across San Andreas.
In the letter, Harris describes the move as deliberate, personal, and already underway.
“I am in the process of acquiring every residential property currently available for sale across San Andreas… That part is already underway, so we can skip the hypothetical phase.”
She rejects criticism that the maneuver constitutes a power grab, framing it instead as a corrective action following what she describes as widespread inaction.
“If you have the ability to fix something broken and you don’t, that’s not neutrality—it’s cowardice.”
What Harris Says Comes Next
According to the letter, Harris plans to:
Temporarily hold the properties to stabilize pricing
Resell them only to individuals intending to live in them
Sell at a financial loss
“I do so at a loss, because I can, and because it sends a message.”
That message, she writes, is that the housing crisis did not require endless debate—only decisive action.
Political and Economic Reaction
Housing advocates contacted by Weazel News are divided.
Some praised the plan as the fastest market correction San Andreas has seen in years. Others raised concerns about precedent, concentration of ownership, and the lack of public oversight.
One housing analyst told Weazel News:
“Even if the intent is benevolent, the scale of this is unprecedented. This is not reform—it’s a private reset of an entire market.”
City officials have not yet confirmed whether regulatory intervention is possible or even applicable, given the legality of private property acquisition at scale.
A Personal Motive
The letter makes clear this action is also a tribute.
Harris references her late father repeatedly, closing with a line that has already begun circulating widely online:
“I didn’t take your homes—I borrowed the whole city, fixed it, and I’ll hand it back when I’m done… for you, Daddy.”
What Happens Now
As of this report, there is no indication that the acquisitions violate current law. However, legal scholars note that emergency legislation or injunctions could follow if market impact escalates.
Weazel News will continue tracking:
Property transfer data
Market pricing shifts
Government response
Resale criteria and enforcement
For now, one thing is clear:
San Andreas’ housing crisis has entered an entirely new phase.
This is Weazel News. We’ll stay on it.
“I’ve Handled It”: Stacy Harris Claims Control of San Andreas Housing Market
Los Santos, San Andreas — Weazel News has received a letter today from Stacy Harris, daughter of former President Timothy G. Harris, confirming what many in the real estate and political worlds had begun to suspect: a single private buyer is in the process of acquiring nearly all residential properties currently listed for sale across San Andreas.
In the letter, Harris describes the move as deliberate, personal, and already underway.
“I am in the process of acquiring every residential property currently available for sale across San Andreas… That part is already underway, so we can skip the hypothetical phase.”
She rejects criticism that the maneuver constitutes a power grab, framing it instead as a corrective action following what she describes as widespread inaction.
“If you have the ability to fix something broken and you don’t, that’s not neutrality—it’s cowardice.”
What Harris Says Comes Next
According to the letter, Harris plans to:
Temporarily hold the properties to stabilize pricing
Resell them only to individuals intending to live in them
Sell at a financial loss
“I do so at a loss, because I can, and because it sends a message.”
That message, she writes, is that the housing crisis did not require endless debate—only decisive action.
Political and Economic Reaction
Housing advocates contacted by Weazel News are divided.
Some praised the plan as the fastest market correction San Andreas has seen in years. Others raised concerns about precedent, concentration of ownership, and the lack of public oversight.
One housing analyst told Weazel News:
“Even if the intent is benevolent, the scale of this is unprecedented. This is not reform—it’s a private reset of an entire market.”
City officials have not yet confirmed whether regulatory intervention is possible or even applicable, given the legality of private property acquisition at scale.
A Personal Motive
The letter makes clear this action is also a tribute.
Harris references her late father repeatedly, closing with a line that has already begun circulating widely online:
“I didn’t take your homes—I borrowed the whole city, fixed it, and I’ll hand it back when I’m done… for you, Daddy.”
What Happens Now
As of this report, there is no indication that the acquisitions violate current law. However, legal scholars note that emergency legislation or injunctions could follow if market impact escalates.
Weazel News will continue tracking:
Property transfer data
Market pricing shifts
Government response
Resale criteria and enforcement
For now, one thing is clear:
San Andreas’ housing crisis has entered an entirely new phase.
This is Weazel News. We’ll stay on it.
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